For the lulz

BY FUCKERY! He kept that quiet!!

@almightygod: If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

“Self harm is good for you, kids!”
– Mark 9:43-47

“Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic.”
–David Gemmell

“A Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it”
– Elbert Hubbard

“If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.”
– Bertrand Russell

And Bertrand again, in his own words:

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
– Steven Colbert

“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”
– Winston Churchill

“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools”
– Douglas Adams

“I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology”
– Thomas Jefferson

“Remind me again, me. Why hath I forsaken myself again?”
– Matthew 27:46

“Think about it. The whole Christian faith is based upon a girl who REALLY knew how to stick to her story”
– Anon

“I love how Satanism is exactly the same thing as atheism in the mind of people who are frightened of both but understand neither. Like atheists are utterly indifferent about the existence of a god who would condemn you to eternal torment in the fires of hell for making love to someone without him saying it’s ok, but super enthralled with the equally preposterous notion that even the Israelite god of war has a darker, more vengeful twin.”
– Anonymous

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.”
– Emo Philips

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
– Bertrand Russell

“The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil.”
– Frank Zappa

“There was a time when religion ruled the world. It was known as The Dark Ages.”
-Ruth Hurmence Green

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
– Ambrose Bierce