For the lulz

BY FUCKERY! He kept that quiet!!

@almightygod: If you don’t sin, Jesus died for nothing.

“Self harm is good for you, kids!”
– Mark 9:43-47

“Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic.”
David Gemmell

“A Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it”
Elbert Hubbard

“If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way.”
– Bertrand Russell

And Bertrand again, in his own words:

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
– Steven Colbert

“The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.”
– Winston Churchill


“A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools”
– Douglas Adams

“I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology”
– Thomas Jefferson

“Remind me again, me. Why hath I forsaken myself again?”
– Matthew 27:46

“Think about it. The whole Christian faith is based upon a girl who REALLY knew how to stick to her story”
– Anon

“I love how Satanism is exactly the same thing as atheism in the mind of people who are frightened of both but understand neither. Like atheists are utterly indifferent about the existence of a god who would condemn you to eternal torment in the fires of hell for making love to someone without him saying it’s ok, but super enthralled with the equally preposterous notion that even the Israelite god of war has a darker, more vengeful twin.”

“When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised God doesn’t work that way, so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness.”
– Emo Philips

“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Bertrand Russell

“The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that intellectualism is the work of the Devil.”
Frank Zappa

“There was a time when religion ruled the world. It was known as The Dark Ages.”
-Ruth Hurmence Green

“War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”
Ambrose Bierce

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10 comments on “For the lulz

  1. How nice that the pictures got rid of the non-thinking atheists. So now I can tell you about the new understanding.
    How great it is to find a blog of people who are honestly looking for answers. You people see only what is material; Christian ideas are out of this world (and help us to live better in this world). Plato in his ‘Allegory of the Cave’ started it. Abbott, writer of ‘Flatland’, described contiguous dimensional worlds. ‘Techie Worlds’, available at, analyzes in a mechanistic sort of way. It looks at Christian concepts like Trinity, resurrection, judgment, soul, Satan and hell. Viewed dimensionally, those ideas make logical sense. That follows the pattern of science: examine phenomena in the light of a theory. When phenomena become more understandable, accept the theory.
    Throughout history mankind has experienced strange ideas and events: Wicca, Greek gods, Hindu pantheism, upturned corners on oriental temples, the sun dancing at Fatima. Materialists just deny them all. ‘Techie Worlds’, with its geometric understanding of worlds contiguous with ours, explains the structure of our real worlds. It is not accepted by bible thumpers and professional religious. They have faith. Instead it serves thinkers who able to integrate sensible ideas.

  2. Some of these were incredibly clever, I especially loved the quotes. This website is great! Keep up the good work!

  3. It is a perfect!
    1. Bible, or Military Bible, or Soldiers Bible, or Criminals of the Bible, or Dark Bible, this is a fucking book!
    2. Fucking book of jewish and american Militarism! Bible was the best Hitler,s Compas in Racism- and enocidpolitic.
    3. Realy, this is but Truth! Bible is a a Hitlers Passeport of Life!
    4. Jesus Christ was a lovely Person by Adolf Hitler, and God to!
    5. Onlinebible, Googlebible, Facebookbible is a Genocidpropagand legal 100%!
    6. Onlinebible is a Pedophilpropagand 100%!
    7. Onlinebible is a Racismpropagand 100%!
    8. We have a legal Rapepropagand, Genocidpropagand, Killingpropagand in Internet and Onlinebible to!

    Atheist 100%

  4. I say again, again, and again to!!!
    1. We have Rape, and Gangrapepropagand not only in Internet- and Onlinebible Worldwide, We have Rapepropagand in Bible
    2. production to! China has the biggest Biblefactory of the World! This is the biggest Rape- and Pedophilpropagand!
    3. And we have Genocid, Racism, Hate, Killology with Mr. Obamas Bibleinauguration to!
    4. Mr. Barack Obama maked the biggest Killingpropagand and Rapepropagand with Inauguration to!
    5. This is a U.S. christian Bloodmoral!
    6. Wer is a Diference between Mr. Obamas and Hitler,s Bible, is a my Question for 315.000.000 Americans!!!
    7. Wer is a Diference between Holocaust in the Bible, Hitler,s Holocaust and in Falluja or Gaza…
    8. 600 gr. Uranium or D.U. Bomb for Hiroshima, and 2.000.000 Tons for Iraq, Afghanistan and Jugoslavia!
    9. This is american christian Politic of D.U. with Evangelical President Mr. G.W.B.

    Atheist 100%!

  5. Mr Obamas Inaugurationbible!!!
    1. Isaiah 14:21. Very interesting!!!
    2. Deut. 23:1,2,3,4.
    3. Esra 10. Complet!
    4. Deut.7:3,16,22.
    5. Num.31:15,17,18. Gangrape with Pedophily!
    6. Rape in Falluja! U.S. Soldier, he is in Jail! But Mr. Obamasbible talking very positiv about Rape. Matth.5:48.
    7. Rape with Pedophily is a perfect, because God,s Command is a perfect!!! Matth.5:48., John 10:30., John 14:6.
    8. Why is a young Soldier in Jail, is a my Question for Mr. Barack Obama and 315.000.000 Americans!!!

    Atheist 100%!

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