Axial precession and the cosmological constant

According to God hating, atheistic, evolutionistsic, old earth “scientists”, every 26,000 years the earth completes a rotational circuit caused by its spin. They say that “proof” of this can be demonstrated by observing the fact that the planet is not a perfectly uniform sphere; that it bulges at the equator and narrows slightly at the poles. They call the wobble which causes the earth to gradually tilt “axial precession” (oh how these Jesus denying heathens love using important sounding words to deny the truth of the bible).

Listen to these so-called boffins stumble their way through pretending they understand how this happens, with their made up “equations”, repeated empirical “observations” and arithmetic “logic”:

You see how they just assume the earth isn’t perfectly round? See how they try and plant false information into the minds of CHILDREN about how The Father is incapable of doing anything right? See how blatant they are about not including the FACT that God caused this to happen on purpose, so we could all enjoy the changing seasons? Maybe they’ve never heard of winter and summer? Who knows?

What we do know is that, clearly, these people are insane! Not to mention the FACT that anyone with half a brain cell knows the earth is only 6000 years old at the most, it is also a FACT that if any of this were true, Jesus of Nazareth would have known about it. Since there’s no mention of this in the one true book He wrote after He died FOR YOUR SINS, it must therefore be FALSE!

Notice the part in the video, where they say that the first accurate measurement of the earth’s wobble were made by Hipparchus, in about 150 BC? What they’re forgetting is that Yahweh (not Allah, Zeus, Mazda or Mithras mind you, just Yahweh) planted the evidence of the Greek astronomer’s work (and the independent references to his work by Aratus, Ptolemy, Pappus of Alexandria, Theon of Alexandria and Pliny the Elder) into the history books to test our faith in Him. IT’S THE ONLY LOGICALLY VALID CONCLUSION YOU CAN COME TO!! Unless, of course, these brainiacs are seriously suggesting Hipparchus wrote quantitative and accurate models for the motion of the Sun and Moon hundreds of years before the earth was even created? Pfft! Atheists 0, Creationists 1.

Not content with proving in their own words that they HATE JESUS, here is another video with proof that they also worship false idols!!! Liverpudlian idols!!!!! Pop musicians, if you please!!!!!!! Long haired, “peace and love” hippy liberal musicians from some English pop band called The Beetles (in the original article it was actually spelled “Beatles” LOL! Their mouths are so full of lies they can’t even spell correctley!)

Watch, as they try to worm their way out of explaining the problem of the cosmological constant (proof that the universe was created by Yahweh) without honouring their Lord and saviour for His handy work:


17 comments on “Axial precession and the cosmological constant

  1. Jim, if you’re going to do a Poe, it’s best if you don’t do it on your own blog…

    (Or maybe this is the real deal, and all that other stuff — the “Free Thinking and Secular Humanism” — is the Poe. Now I’m really confused…)

  2. “Hipparchus wrote quantitative and accurate models for the motion of the sun and moon [in about 150 BC or] hundreds of years before the earth was even created?”

    This must be a mistake on your part, unless you are referring to people who believe the earth was created hundreds of years after 150 BC. If the former, then so be it. We all make mistakes. If the latter, then could you identify, citing references, who believes that Jesus came to an earth that did not yet exist?

    (The actual quote I am referencing is the following: “The first accurate measurement of the earth’s wobble were made by Hipparchus in about 150 BC … Hipparchus wrote quantitative and accurate models for the motion of the sun and moon hundreds of years before the earth was even created?”)

  3. I guess if you want your readers to “get it,” a joke has to at least somewhat reflect reality—like much of this post does. But the portion that I cited does not reflect any sort of reality (i.e., nobody, not even Christian fundamentalists, have ever said or believed anything even close to that) so your readers will lack any referent by which to get the joke—for that portion, that is. The rest of it is quite easy to get.

  4. hahahhaha!! this has so far been the most hillarious article I have ever read…..

    **Claps Claps** ! :P

    If the research work was done properly for this article then the writer must have known that the “story of Jesus” is actually just a story!!

    perhaps he missed the point that the idea of Jesus actually originated from Egyptian God Horus, and the idea of Horus was in existence at least 3000yrs before Jesus….Just compare the striking similarity between both Jesus’ and horus’ birth date,star pattern during their birth,events throughout their lifetime,death,being dead for three days then resurrection….

    So in the name of

  5. of “Jesus”,, plz stop trying to relate perfectly scientific happenings in the universe to “GOD”!!

    By the way…i dont hate God,, I just hate the idea of accepting sumthing without any proof…

  6. Vanz: Author of the article here. Hi. I don’t know if I should be flattered I managed to satirise these loons so successfully that you didn’t realise that’s what I was doing, or upset that you didn’t read the rest of the blog and realise we’re on the same page.

    Was it really 3000 years?

  7. Ok, i am reading below this is rather dry humor. you had me there with the misspelling: Correctley is spelled correctly. I’m really sorry Paul never intended jesus to be a real person. So he was never born, never died, never rose. Heaven in paul’s days was on a cloud you could walk out on if you climbed a high enough mountain. Pretty simple minded apocalyptic writing, Paul’s, reflecting the blues of Jews after the sacking of the Temple in their year 3831 (since 5758 in ad 1997).

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