Lying for Jesus comes so naturally to this bozo you almost feel like he might be just a genius of satire trolling for trolls. But Poe’s law aside, every now and then he pipes up with true classics.
For example: “Yes! Sorry what do they have to do with evolution?” in response to the question, “You ever heard of chemistry, biology, geology, genetics and palaeontology?”
Filled to the brim with hatred for anyone who isn’t as brainwashed as she is, particularly if they’re any more intellectually curious than a liverwort. Also noted for her complete lack of honesty when asked direct questions and explosive righteous indigence when the same is done to her.
For example: “Sorry I don’t read atheist propaganda” when directed towards a wikipedia page explaining the Haldane and Oparin experiment.
Everything that she stands for is repugnant and vile. But she is a Phelps after-all, so it’s par for the course. Loves her Granddaddy (and yes I do mean in the biblical sense) even though he’s a closeted, self-loathing puke who enjoys physically abusing his own children. She’s typically unaware of how hilarious her lack of honesty is.
For example: “@almightygod Since you’re obviously unmoved by truth or facts, I have a better question: why not stop looking for excuses & just obey?”