Owners of internet domain name Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 mount a legal response

The original comments thread to this story, when I first posted it, got so cluttered up with mouth breathers, I stopped paying attention. Now, a couple of weeks after it has calmed down, I’ve had a chance to read it more fully, with great joy in my godless heathen heart at the panicked fear in the knee-jerk childish tone of Beck’s believers.

"I juss lurv mah cuntree"Of course, Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 in the same way a lump hammer floats on water. There is absolutely no evidence or suspicion of his innocence whatsoever. Just as there is no evidence or suspicion surrounding the birthright of the 44th President of the United States of America, Barack Hussain Obama, or indeed any reason to suspect he had anything other than an ordinary Christian upbringing.

The vast majority of the sister loving redneck book dodgers who have risen to Beck’s defence, however, don’t concern themselves with such trifling matters of indisputable fact.

“All liberals should die slow, horrible deaths while I piss in their dying faces, laughing so hard that a small turd pops out and lands on their exposed eyeball”

“THis [sic] is just another leftist way to discredit someone who is awakening America to the stupidity of the government. If you can’t join em, make something up. Get a life.”

“If anyone can find the humor [sic] in this, it will be Glenn, but I’m sure not laughing about it. I can’t believe how ignorant and insensitive our nation has become. Not to mention lazy, selfish, irresponsible. God help America to get back to the values it was founded upon.”

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Perhaps the “values” so many of Beck’s supporters are so keen to get back to are those that question the motives of anyone who isn’t white, middle-class and so steeped in the corporate news agenda they’re incapable of breaking Poe’s law?

Congressman Keith Ellison, who the non-raping, non-murdering Glenn Beck of Fox News interviewed last November—thereby bringing the very method of baseless character assassination which he now decries down upon himself–certainly seems to corroborate the theocon diktat that no matter how hard you work in America you can never wash away your blackness.

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Now, presumably in an attempt to underscore that basic misunderstanding of the word “freedom”, Beck has launched an ill-fated attempt to defend that all-American tradition of blithely accusing someone of being a terrorist sympathiser, because they believe in a different bronze-age myth than you do.

Glenn ‘I’m not saying he’s racist, I’m just saying he has a problem with white culture’ Beck has mounted a legal challenge to Eiland-Hall, the registrar of http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com. Read all about it here: citmedialaw.org/threats/beck-v-eiland-hall and here: citmedialaw.org/sites/citmedialaw.org/files/2009-09-28-Eiland-Hall Response Brief.pdf

Beck claims in his UDRP complaint [to icann.org] that the domain name is confusingly similar to his trademark “Glenn Beck” and that Eiland-Hall has no rights or legitimate interests with respect to the domain name and registered it in bad faith.

I for one would welcome the legal precedent a victory for Beck would set. Clearly, the people who registered http://www.jamesgardner.co.uk/ have set out to deliberately assume me to be a single man with a girl’s head and a midget for a grandmother.

Maybe someone should warn Kevin Rose, the evil genius behind digg.com that the legal floodgates are about to open and the years of offence they’ve caused to the spade and gardening tool manufacturing industry are almost at an end?

Perhaps Yahoo! should consider reimbursing the international yodelling association for having “no legitimate interest” in melodious hillside shouting?

Or maybe, just maybe, Glenn Beck is such a lying sack of Mormon shit, the only way he can avoid being reminded of his own absolute lack of journalistic integrity is to attack the people who point it out in a vein attempt to rescue what’s left of his ego from the bottom of the barrel he scraped it from.

Of course, what any rational person in Beck’s position should do, is take themselves away to a quiet location for a few weeks to think about what they’ve done, issue an apology for existing and go back to Yabbernothing AM radio, where they came from and belong—which I’d always rather naïvely presumed to be the cornerstone of Christian atonement and forgiveness these knuckleheads are waging such a vehemently bloody war fighting for in the first place? Shows what I know.


8 comments on “Owners of internet domain name Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 mount a legal response

  1. I totally once tried to type “http://glennbeck.com” and my fingers slipped and I accidentally typed “http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com”. It’s so easy to do, I can understand where brand confusion could come about. That’s just like the webmaster of oreo.com (a redirect that goes to http://nabiscoworld.com/oreo/) suing the spam-squatter owner of oreos.com for brand confusion.

    Oh, wait, oreos.com is still around, isn’t it? Funny about that…

  2. Fox doesn’t have a dog in this fight- It’s Glenn Beck and his media company, Mercury, that hold the supposed trademark on Beck’s name.

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