Ted Haggard is still gay

art1bYears after declaring himself heterosexual, thanks to the intervening powers of the holy spirit curing him of his genetic predisposition for the cock, I’m DELIGHTED to report the former New Life Church pastor is facing fresh allegations of abominations against nature, this week, after..

..[his] former church disclosed Friday that the gay sex scandal that caused his downfall extends to a young male church volunteer who reported having a sexual relationship with Haggard

Look out for an HBO special on the failure of the holy ghost to have any effect on Haggard whatsoever, and an appearance on the Opera Winfrey Show, to promote the airing of the film.

[Via Associated Press]

4 comments on “Ted Haggard is still gay

  1. Why does this not surprise me? *yawn*

    One of the local Catholic school’s female principal was having an affair with one of the teachers. The teacher? Also female and married with kids.

  2. You could superimpose a dick onto that photo and it would look normal. In fact, it looks like they photoshopped the dick out of that picture :)

    Sadly they missed one.

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