Have you ever noticed how many words there are to describe your bits down there? Regional variations for the man meat alone must run into the thousands. Get your Concrete Nouns out for the lads and add to this list below with some rude words for naughty bits used in your part of the world.
Dick, cock, knob, Willie, Fred, weapon, tool, hampton, shaft, old man, fella, truncheon, wang, packet, shlong,
Fanny, pussy, cunt, mott, minge, wesson, mini, welly, sausage wallet, gash, Wilma, gunk, twat, stinker, biff, miff, bush, clout,
Crack, arse hole, hoop, fudge tunnel, hairway to Steven, brown starfish, pipe, cake, opinion, tea-towel holder, nipsy, rosette,
Bum, ass, butt, arse, tuckus, fanny,