Fuck comes out on top, to a close cunt second

There is a lot to be said for shite and twat. I rarely use cunt in mixed company – at least I try not to. Bollocks is the new bugger, someone said it on Question Time once – which was a highlight. Minge is no slouch when it comes to lady part orientated curses, but it’s not as direct as gash or mott. Dick, obviously. Cock has it’s moments. Southpark gave us Jesus-titty-fucking-Christ, of course. But my curse word of choice has to be fuck. How about you wankers?

10 comments on “Fuck comes out on top, to a close cunt second

  1. I’m trying to crack down on my swearing, so whenever something goes wrong I usually shout “BUMS”.

    And isn’t there something delightful about the way Derren Brown says “Cunt”?

  2. Allright, that was funny!

    I had tried to check this blog from my school computer earlier in the day, and i wasn’t allowed access… something about a pornography filter. Clearly, I see why now!

    Hello — i didn’t swear at all till I was 18. At the most i said ‘pissed’ and ‘dammit’.

    I do like ‘God-damn-sunava..bitch!” though that’s only when I’m extremely pissed, and that’s only if i’m yelling at an inanimate object, usually power tools.

    I bet there could be a whole new category of curse words you say when you’re mad, and curse words you say when you’re in the sack. At least, I know I’ve got two columns! bwahahahahah

  3. The best is when you cut your finger slicing something, the pain is so instense that you can combine swearwords.

    “BIG TWATTY BOLLOCKS!”

    This isn’t very ladylike, but it does get across the message that your finger hurts.

  4. Fuck all the way. It’s one of the reasons I only teach adults. I can’t get through more than 10 minutes without saying it.

  5. fuck will never go out style. wankers are everywhere so can’t dismiss that.cunt is a good one.bitch is another common one in my vernacular.i love maintaining a balanced mix of american and british cuss words.

  6. Bitch always has a nice twang to it, yes. Combos work best, though. Fucking arsehole. Bastard twat (thumb hitting with hammer / dropping eggs on the floor).

    I was working in a club down in Sheffield once, which bordered the area where on one side of the road you were a Sheffield Wednesday supporter and on the other you supported United. A United shirt walked in the door, past a Wednesday fan, who was heard to utter the finest sentence in the English language. “Fucking shit cunts”. I nearly died. All swearing, no filler. Perfect! And they call it “bad” language. Nothing of the sort.

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