Fucking Skype, fucking sucks man.

AGES ago, and I do mean FUCKING AGES ago, I typed some random text into a chat with some unknown recipient (possibly Lucy, possibly Kim, possibly some other random f’nuke who’s never met me before).

The other night Skype decided to send all of this random text, entirely out of context and out of sequence, into one long message to Lucy – who, quite rightly, (being as she is after-all only a women) duly interpreted as being a confession of my having another bird on the go. (Oh how the feminine brain doth work?!?)

As I write this, THANK FUCK, Lucy has finally realised this was a software error and is, as we speak, sending me a string of e-mails that, truth be told, are crashing my mail server, but that’s a good thing – thankfully. She appears to be understanding, albeit slowly, that I only have eyes for her and that the misunderstanding was on her part, not mine.

The lesson here? Skype isn’t very good for chat and every now and then it fucking lies and screws you right up!!!???! BASTARDS!! A plague on all the houses of the people who wrote that thing!

More than that, however, the lesson here is this. When your new(ish) boyfriend / potential boyfriend / someone who thinks you’re super duper wants you to get in touch. DON’T IGNORE THE PHONE ALL NIGHT WHILE HE PULLS HIS BASTARD HAIR OUT TRYING TO CALL YOU WORRYING THAT THE REASON YOU’RE IGNORING HIM IS THAT YOU HAVE ANOTHER BOYFRIEND!!!

I’ve been crying me. I don’t mind admitting it. Seriously. Tears and that. Upset as fuck.

Puppy pic make things better?

Ahhhh yes. Puppy dry the tears. Om nom nom. Heezz show queue ‘T!!

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16 comments on “Fucking Skype, fucking sucks man.

  1. Relax, both of you. Be at peace. You’re both hopefully rational adults.

    *hugs to both of you*

    If anything, we need a takedown of Skype, coup d’etat style. >_> (Hey, I’m a teenager, I’m ALLOWED to be irrational. It’s expected. It’s part of the Commandments of Being a Teenager. *sage nod*)

    On another note, puppies make everything better. Witness!

    Hey. It’s a puppy too, okay? :P

  2. i think u suck so bad.
    Skype suck too, but its useful for free voice and video chatting.
    and Lucy suck even more :)

  3. FUCK SKYPE
    piece of shit software, why the fuck does skype disconnect my router , WHO THE FUCK GAVE IT ACCESS to D/C my fucking internet!

  4. I enjoyed that little rant, and I found it as I typed “skype fucking sucks” into Google. The text bit is always freezing up on me and my husband, who is deployed. Fking Skype!

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  7. its fucked it will not let me sign in it justs fucked and fuck the people that made this waste of fucking time go and eat shit and die you fuckn cunts die go fuck off you fuckn cunts

  8. you losers admire the way the writers connect notepad documents into far more complex shit than your brains will ever understand, Some of you even fail to install and run it. HA

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